Antivirus untuk Linux?

Buat apa? Percuma... la virus di linux itu jarang banget kok... rata-rata virus kan nyerangnya buat sis.op bikinan microsoft... kecuali kalo linuxnya dipake buat mail server yang clientnya rata-rata Windows semua... boleh lah...

Tapi kalo masih penasaran juga ya monggo download ClamAV di http://www.clamav.net/download/

Kalo pernah denger antivirus PCMAV bikinan anak bangsa sendiri... itu turunannya dari ClamAV lho... denger-denger database nya juga bisa digabung biar lebih powerfull gitu... PCMAV + ClamAV... secara... ClamAV signaturenya udah lebih dari 100rebu virus internasional dan PCMAV ya signaturenya gw bilang lebih dari cukup lah buat ngenalin virus-virus lokalisasi... jadi kalo digabung kan bisa detek virus internasional dan lokal... keren kan?

Masalahnya... kalo nggabung signature database dari ClamAV ke PCMAV yang jalan di sis.op Windows... pasti udah sering lah baca-baca di blog orang... di google juga banyak... tapi kalo nggabunginnya dibalik... yaitu dari database PCMAV ke ClamAV buat jalan di linux gw belom dapet triknya... ntar deh gw muter otak dulu.

Kebingungan bikin C.V!

Gw kok udah sewot ya kebelet bikin CV... pengen kerja... padahal tanda tangan lembar persetujuan dan pengesahan skripsi aja belom...gara-gara chating ma Riki ki mesti... di kompor-komporin ndang kerja... huuuu! Ya udah sembari bikin lembar pengesahan skripsi... liat-liat joblist di www.jobstreet.com... udah bikin account disono... ngisi ini itu... trus stuck di bagian resume... gw mesti ngisi opo yo?


Untung ada anjeng... eh ajeng...!

(02:18:56 PM) ajeng hirosue has buzzed you!
(02:19:02 PM) ajeng hirosue: sat
(02:19:04 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: yo
(02:19:13 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: wisss wedeh potone...
(02:19:18 PM) ajeng hirosue: y wez.. test doank
(02:19:20 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: saiki ketok ayu...
(02:19:25 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: nek biyen ketok macho
(02:19:31 PM) ajeng hirosue: nak cewe yow mesti ayu
(02:19:36 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: nek kowe macho
(02:19:38 PM) ajeng hirosue: mbah mu ah
(02:19:43 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: jeng enek gawean ra'?
(02:19:46 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: pengangguran ki
(02:19:54 PM) ajeng hirosue: marketing
(02:20:00 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: opo kui?
(02:20:05 PM) ajeng hirosue: biasa cari nasabah
(02:20:20 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: enek gaji pokok e nda'?
(02:20:40 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: eh jeng kowe isih nduwe cv mu ra'? aku nyileh..
(02:20:47 PM) ajeng hirosue: kl udah pny nasabah ada donk
(02:21:06 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: bah itumah namanya komisi...
(02:21:10 PM) ajeng hirosue: komisi jg dpt
(02:21:17 PM) ajeng hirosue: orak yow
(02:21:23 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: oh ngono?
(02:21:27 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: la ditarget?
(02:21:27 PM) ajeng hirosue: iyalah
(02:21:44 PM) ajeng hirosue: 2bulan ga dpt client hrs out!
(02:21:51 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: bedeh
(02:22:07 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: la kowe biyen mesti client nya mak mu dewe to dipekso2... ben kowe ra out... =))
(02:22:29 PM) ajeng hirosue: aku kan bukan marketing
(02:22:33 PM) ajeng hirosue: tolol denk
(02:22:36 PM) ajeng hirosue: aku dealing
(02:22:41 PM) ajeng hirosue: :-P
(02:22:56 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: dealing ki peye?
(02:23:12 PM) ajeng hirosue: haha...ada dey..
(02:23:15 PM) ajeng hirosue: =))
(02:23:20 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: beuh
(02:23:23 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: iki neng ndi to?
(02:23:24 PM) ajeng hirosue: dealing itu yg ksh harga
(02:23:31 PM) ajeng hirosue: cic futures
(02:23:36 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: oh neng kantor?
(02:23:46 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: wah memanfaatkan fasilitas kantor buat yang engga-engga ki...
(02:23:55 PM) ajeng hirosue: ga donk
(02:24:01 PM) ajeng hirosue: biasa wae
(02:24:10 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: jangan2 lu makan gaji buta juga ya?
(02:24:20 PM) ajeng hirosue: haha..maybe
(02:24:22 PM) ajeng hirosue: ;))
(02:24:23 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: jeng aku sileh cv mu beyen...
(02:24:31 PM) ajeng hirosue: mbuh..ilang
(02:24:35 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: tekew
(02:24:36 PM) ajeng hirosue: aku aja pinjem tmn
(02:24:42 PM) ajeng hirosue: haha
(02:24:51 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: yo wis aku pinjemke temen mu kalo gitu =))
(02:25:27 PM) ajeng hirosue: tmnku yg dl CVnya tak pinjem udah pinda k jkt
(02:25:46 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: kalo gitu di susul lah ke jkt
(02:26:55 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: cic future ki alamat ndi?
(02:27:26 PM) ajeng hirosue: MT haryono
(02:27:45 PM) ajeng hirosue: tp kyna skrg lowonganne wez d copot
(02:27:46 PM) ajeng hirosue: hehe
(02:27:54 PM) ajeng hirosue: km ga dari kmrn2
(02:27:57 PM) ajeng hirosue: wez suwi
(02:28:21 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: jenenge opo? finance consultant?
(02:28:34 PM) ajeng hirosue: bukan
(02:28:41 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: la opo?
(02:28:43 PM) ajeng hirosue: ini invest saham
(02:28:48 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: oh
(02:28:56 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: sik bagian ngitungi recehan?
(02:29:21 PM) ajeng hirosue: ahh..pcumah tak jlske
(02:29:26 PM) ajeng hirosue: cah kemplu
(02:29:29 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: =))
(02:29:38 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: jeng neng dinus enek s2 komp nda'?
(02:30:33 PM) ajeng hirosue: ada
(02:30:35 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: jeng wis mampir blog ku rung?
(02:30:48 PM) ajeng hirosue: aku mls baca o'
(02:30:53 PM) ajeng hirosue: isine opo?
(02:30:55 PM) ajeng hirosue: oke rak?
(02:31:01 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: wah oke banget wis toh
(02:31:24 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: jeng cowo mu nda ngerti ne kowe mantan preman?
(02:31:25 PM) ajeng hirosue: ksh alamate blogmu kene ben cpt
(02:31:33 PM) ajeng hirosue: aku mls nak liat dari FS
(02:31:38 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: beh
(02:31:40 PM) ajeng hirosue: lambemu ah
(02:31:43 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: http://tarsio.blogspot.com
(02:31:47 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: lambeku gek sariawan ki
(02:32:11 PM) ajeng hirosue: pantez omonganmu kok ket mau rak nggenah
(02:32:25 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: stress ki ditinggal kkn...
(02:32:30 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: kesepian dah gw sbulan
(02:32:35 PM) ajeng hirosue: hayah
(02:32:48 PM) ajeng hirosue: aku aja pcrn LD sante kok
(02:32:57 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: oh pantesan...
(02:32:58 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: LD
(02:33:08 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: cowo ngga ngerti brarti ne kowe mantan satpam donbosko...
(02:33:18 PM) ajeng hirosue: bar ah
(02:33:24 PM) ajeng hirosue: aku mls chatt ma km
(02:33:26 PM) ajeng hirosue: rak mutu
(02:33:30 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: =))
(02:33:32 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: cie mutung ik
(02:33:42 PM) ajeng hirosue: shit!
(02:33:46 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: iyoo iyooo
(02:33:50 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: aim sori wis
(02:34:02 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: aku gek nyambi ngetik cv ki
(02:34:07 PM) ajeng hirosue: udah tua ko mulutna msh bocor aja
(02:34:15 PM) ajeng hirosue: rak brubah ket mbiyen
(02:34:21 PM) ajeng hirosue: saiki kwe tmbh parah
(02:34:25 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: nek ra bocor ra entuk kerjaan
(02:35:00 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: aku bingung ki neng cv ki ditulis opo ae liane data diri karo pendidikan
(02:35:06 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: ke'i ide ne o
(02:35:30 PM) ajeng hirosue: cantumke kabeh wae tho
(02:35:38 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: la opo sing dicantumke?
(02:35:59 PM) ajeng hirosue: data diri
(02:36:04 PM) ajeng hirosue: pendidikan
(02:36:07 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: trus?
(02:36:11 PM) ajeng hirosue: udah pnah krj dmn aja
(02:36:20 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: nah sik sik...
(02:36:24 PM) ajeng hirosue: udah kan yg penting cuman itu
(02:36:35 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: kerjo neng ndi ae ki nek part time ngono peye?
(02:36:38 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: yo di leboke?
(02:36:50 PM) ajeng hirosue: mskin aja..
(02:37:01 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: nek misale koyok neng UKM kampus ngono leboke yoan?
(02:37:12 PM) ajeng hirosue: walopun ga d tulis..butuh lowongan..masukin aja aplikasimu
(02:37:26 PM) ajeng hirosue: lha ko ning ukm barang tho?
(02:37:33 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: ukm ngerti ra to?
(02:37:34 PM) ajeng hirosue: kwe meh jadi apa?
(02:37:40 PM) ajeng hirosue: opo?
(02:37:47 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: unit kegiatan mahasiswa ngono lo yo
(02:38:11 PM) ajeng hirosue: oowh tak kiro ukm dlm bidang laen
(02:38:19 PM) ajeng hirosue: kl ukm yow ga perlu
(02:38:19 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: yo kui part time e...
(02:38:28 PM) ajeng hirosue: ikut organisasi2 gt tho km?
(02:38:34 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: koperasi sih...
(02:38:34 PM) ajeng hirosue: rak sah
(02:38:39 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: koperasi ki yo ra sah?
(02:38:58 PM) ajeng hirosue: tp masukin aja gpp denk
(02:39:07 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: *ah peye tohhhhhhh
(02:39:16 PM) ajeng hirosue: ben koyane wez mayan pengalaman
(02:39:23 PM) ajeng hirosue: kl aku dl ga tak msukin
(02:39:24 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: la ncen ok
(02:39:37 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: kowe ae ra ngerti posisi ku neng ukm kui sih...
(02:39:37 PM) ajeng hirosue: aku dl jd FL.. ga tak masukin
(02:39:45 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: FL ki opo?
(02:39:53 PM) ajeng hirosue: opo seh? presiden.. he'e
(02:39:57 PM) ajeng hirosue: ketua he'e?
(02:40:02 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: ra
(02:40:03 PM) ajeng hirosue: free lance
(02:40:07 PM) ajeng hirosue: trs opo?
(02:40:11 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: sing nyekel duit
(02:40:14 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: mampus ra
(02:40:32 PM) ajeng hirosue: hayah..nak kuwi.. aku jg tiap hari pegang duit
(02:40:36 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: wooo
(02:40:40 PM) ajeng hirosue: jutaan
(02:40:40 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: tapi jutaan men
(02:40:44 PM) ajeng hirosue: bahkan 100jt
(02:40:47 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: puih
(02:40:53 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: yo saiki
(02:41:28 PM) ajeng hirosue: yo wez tho masukin aja kabeh
(02:41:39 PM) ajeng hirosue: heh sat.. blogmu ngeri thok now
(02:41:40 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: leboke kabeh yo
(02:41:49 PM) ajeng hirosue: aku gaptek kl mslh gt an
(02:41:53 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: nek sertifikat2 ngono peye?
(02:41:54 PM) ajeng hirosue: iyow
(02:42:12 PM) ajeng hirosue: cantumin skalian
(02:42:33 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: beh
(02:42:37 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: kopian po asli?
(02:43:21 PM) ajeng hirosue: nak asli eman2
(02:43:24 PM) ajeng hirosue: copyan wae
(02:43:34 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: oh ngono yo
(02:43:53 PM) ajeng hirosue: lg an km browsing cari conto aplikasi krjaan kan akeh
(02:44:00 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: iyo wis akeh
(02:44:06 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: saking akeh e ngantek bingung aku
(02:44:19 PM) ajeng hirosue: yg penting simple aja
(02:44:29 PM) ajeng hirosue: tp jls gt
(02:44:44 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: brarti mong surat lamaran, cv karo sertifikat (nek ono)... gitu doang?
(02:45:01 PM) ajeng hirosue: hu'uh
(02:45:12 PM) ajeng hirosue: biodata hrs lengkap boz
(02:45:25 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: nek entesan lulus kan ra enek ijazah... maksute... kan rung wisuda... la trus kepiye?
(02:45:28 PM) ajeng hirosue: KTP, pas foto 4X6
(02:45:46 PM) ajeng hirosue: pake transkipnile aja
(02:45:55 PM) ajeng hirosue: km udah wisuda?
(02:46:04 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: blom
(02:46:11 PM) ajeng hirosue: kl udah wisuda kan pasti d ksh ijazah n legalisir
(02:46:12 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: transkrip ra popo yo
(02:46:31 PM) ajeng hirosue: oowh.. nak blum acr wisuda trnskip nile
(02:47:13 PM) ajeng hirosue: blogmu akehmen
(02:47:21 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: wis sui ki ngisine
(02:47:45 PM) ajeng hirosue: trs sing ada linux..trs opolah.. aku rak mudeng
(02:47:49 PM) ajeng hirosue: gaptek aku
(02:47:50 PM) ajeng hirosue: hehe
(02:48:00 PM) ajeng hirosue: aku ga hobi baca jg
(02:48:07 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: weleh
(02:48:10 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: la hobine opo?
(02:48:29 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: yo disamping kanan kan enek kategori cerita ne... kari milih ae to...
(02:48:35 PM) ajeng hirosue: iyow..
(02:48:44 PM) ajeng hirosue: hobiku boros

(02:48:47 PM) ajeng hirosue: haha

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(02:57:30 PM) ati_radeon_didel_2x: yo wis aku ta ngetik cv sik yo... tanggung ki...
(02:57:55 PM) ajeng hirosue: ok

Tanx ya jeng!